Friday, July 10, 2009

The Hangover

The Stooges and I went and saw The Hangover a few nights ago and I still can't stop laughing. After rave reviews from countless friends, I'm not sure why we waited so long to see it, but now we'll be quoting this movie well past its prime much to the annoyance of our other wolf pack members (see the movie, you'll get it). I think this could be a movie I can watch repeatedly on a Sunday afternoon when I'm too lazy to get up from the recliner even to pee. Ah, I love those days.

I must say that I'm so glad I saw this movie with H-Bomb and JES. When we walked into the theatre we were immediately those girls because we were already laughing at something completely unrelated. We sat in the back row like high schoolers who think they're too cool or just wanted to make out. We laughed so hard we made each other laugh. I love hearty laughs like that. So good for the soul!

So, I wanted to share some of my favorite movie quotes:

Alan Garner: Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon.

Alan Garner: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

Doug Billings: Either way, you gotta be super smart to count cards, buddy, okay?
Alan Garner: Oh really?
Doug Billings: It's not easy.
Alan Garner: Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ruh-tard.
Stu Price: A what?
Alan Garner: He was a ruh-tard.
Doug Billings: [pauses to figure out what Alan was saying] *RE*tard.


Alan Garner: Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.
Stu Price: It's also illegal.
Alan Garner: It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like... masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden!


Sid Garner: Now remember, what happens in Vegas stays, in Vegas... Except herpes, that shit will come back with you.


Stu Price: Fuck!
Alan Garner: Your language is offensive.


Alan Garner: Hey you guys ready to let the dogs out?

I could go on and on. I am rolling and near peeing my pants, so for those of you who have seen the movie, I hope you had a good laugh as well. I bet you're going to go look up more movie quotes on IMDB, aren't you? For those of you who haven't seen The Hangover (note: you're like the only person. Just sayin'), I hope you really want to see it now!
Um, and can I just say that Bradley Cooper totally redeemed himself after his Wedding Crashers role (I haven't seen He's Just Not That Into You, so I can't comment on his role in that). I thought he was a complete d-bag because of that role. But I will take more wavy-haired B. Coop any day from now on.

Oh, and remember: Stu Price: Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child!

1 comment:

cal ;) said...

okay, i've seen it twice and it is just as hilarious the second time - plus, you catch even more funny lines that you missed the first time! also, i am in love with b. coop, as well...and the line his father-in-law says to him about herpes is easily my favorite in the whole movie. glad you loved it too! :)

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