Thursday, April 18, 2013

when i grow up...

I will not sing the Pussy Cat Dolls song.
I will not sing the Pussy Cat Dolls song.
I will not sing the Pussy Cat Dolls song.
Dammit.

Two Thirds Hazel


When I Grow Up:

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My friends and I will only be more awesome.

And our children will be jealous {or really, really embarrassed}.

I will be a MILF.

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  I will still feel like this about that silly redhead I call my husband.

 I will spend football season in Ohio and the rest of the year on a beach.

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I will be proficient in stupid human tricks.

I will have changed the lives of hundreds of people with my counseling genius.

 I will wear sweatpants to work.

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I will still be rockin' the dance floor.

I will still look 19 and be carded at bars.

Chipotle will be its own food group.

Money will grow on trees.

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The glass will still be half full.

And I will still be silly and happy happy happy!

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13 comments:

Stephanie said...

I want to wear sweat pants to work!!!!

Katie said...

I sang the PussyCat song..guilty.

I still get carded every bar I go also. My husband and I get carded for Rated R movies as well.

Erin said...

I've been singing the P.C. song all day since everyone is linking up haha! Dangit!

I'm right with you though... Ohio for football, beaches and oceans the rest of the year :)

Ashley Rizzardo said...

Oh if only I could wear sweatpants to work! :)

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Betty said...

I agree - when I grow Chipotle will be it's own food group. Amen.

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Natasha xoxo said...

...missing football season for sure!


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Lauren said...

Such a fun post! I'd love to still look 19 while wearing sweatpants to work. Scratch that, I'll just take the money growing on trees!

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Penniless Socialite said...

I sit at a desk most of the day...I wonder if I could get away with wearing sweatpants.
Tara
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Chelsea said...

Love this! You are too funny!! I would love to wear sweatpants to work everyday!

Agnes Mayer said...

I love these pictures. Thank you for putting a smile on my face.

Agi:)

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Becca Moss said...

omg. so funny!

Janna Renee said...

Hehe I'm pretty sure all of this will come true!! I love your uni-brow...I think I'd rock one with ya ;)

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